July 2009
5 posts
How to Speak English Properly
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat) 6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. 7. Be more or less specific. 8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary. 9....
(858): in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say “I’ll fuck you stupid, baby” but of course I said “I’ll fuck your stupid baby”
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